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Six and a half years ago, in the spring of 2004, I wrote a humor article for my college newspaper in which I said the following: My mother often laments… Read more
Six and a half years ago, in the spring of 2004, I wrote a humor article for my college newspaper in which I said the following: My mother often laments… Read more
Yesterday I cleaned out my bookshelves. They were looking over-cluttered, and I sensed that pruning them would give me catharsis. I am constantly seeking catharsis. Plus, it seemed like I… Read more
There are many things I enjoy writing. This list does not include boys’ outfits. I guess I’m just not well-versed in the options for men’s fashion, but writing these descriptions… Read more
1. As you can see in the post below, I JUST RECEIVED ONE FINISHED COPY OF MOSTLY GOOD GIRLS. You don’t get yours until October 5th, but I got mine… Read more
Here is my to-do list from Tuesday: -August 28 – Sept. 13: Tracy leaves –Follow the Line flaps -war -boys -deadline -FML It is entirely unclear to me whether I… Read more
Dude, if you’re into rapidly melting ice cream, then my apartment is totally THE PLACE TO BE.
Sometimes Facebook will tell me that users who share my interest in THE SMITHS are also fans of MORRISSEY. Or that users (like me!) who enjoy NEW ORDER also like… Read more
Sometimes I write things, and then I read them over (a few minutes, or days, or months later), and my response is, “What in God’s name was I talking about?”… Read more
When I don’t feel like cooking dinner– which is, let’s face it, most of the time– or when I come home too hungry to waste ten minutes boiling water, I… Read more
I spend a lot of time thinking of horrific titles for my second book. For example, I’m really enthused about the idea of calling it Anachronism. What do you think?… Read more
I was recently describing my “writing process” to a friend. In case you were wondering, my “writing process” is that I sit down at my computer with a big bag… Read more